• Funny selective hearing men's graphic tee
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I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

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I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

Apparently, not everyone makes the cut when it comes to selective hearing.

This cheeky graphic T-shirt features the message “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.” A fun choice for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour or a talent for conveniently not hearing things.

Made from cotton with a classic short-sleeve design, it's an easygoing option for casual everyday wear.

Features

  • Funny selective-hearing graphic
  • Short-sleeve T-shirt
  • 100% cotton fabric
  • Regular sleeve style
  • Available in black or white
  • Sizes XS–XL
  • Machine washable
  • Great for casual wear or as a humorous gift

Size Guide

Size Width Length Sleeve
XS 44 cm 63 cm 58 cm
S 47 cm 66 cm 60 cm
M 50 cm 69 cm 61 cm
L 53 cm 72 cm 65 cm
XL 56 cm 74 cm 68 cm

Please check the measurements against a similar-fitting garment before ordering.

Shipping: Estimated delivery within 14 days.

Shipping & Returns

The shipping estimate for our products can be anywhere from 7-30 days so please be aware of this when placing your order. All items have a shipping estimate in the product description.

Returns will be accepted within 30 days of receiving your product, provided it is in unused, NEW condition. Returns can be started by emailing thenerdcollectiveau@gmail.com or through our webchat. 

If your item has a fault, please send us details of the fault, as well as accompanying evidence like photos or video to thenerdcollectiveau@gmail.com so that we can assess and (if appropriate) provide a replacement or refund.

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