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I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

$34.95 AUD
$34.95 AUD
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I Have Selective Hearing Men's Graphic T-Shirt

Apparently, not everyone makes the cut when it comes to selective hearing.

This cheeky graphic T-shirt features the message “I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.” A fun choice for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humour or a talent for conveniently not hearing things.

Made from cotton with a classic short-sleeve design, it's an easygoing option for casual everyday wear.

Features

  • Funny selective-hearing graphic
  • Short-sleeve T-shirt
  • 100% cotton fabric
  • Regular sleeve style
  • Available in black or white
  • Sizes XS–XL
  • Machine washable
  • Great for casual wear or as a humorous gift

Size Guide

Size Width Length Sleeve
XS 44 cm 63 cm 58 cm
S 47 cm 66 cm 60 cm
M 50 cm 69 cm 61 cm
L 53 cm 72 cm 65 cm
XL 56 cm 74 cm 68 cm

Please check the measurements against a similar-fitting garment before ordering.

Shipping: Estimated delivery within 14 days.

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping to Australia & New Zealand. No minimum spend.

Most orders arrive within 7–20 days. Please allow up to 30 days, as a small number of items ship from overseas makers and can take a little longer. Each product description shows its own delivery estimate, and anything expected to take longer than 30 days is clearly noted on that product.

You’ll get a tracking number by email once your order ships. If your tracking isn’t updating, email us at thenerdcollectiveau@gmail.com and we’ll chase it for you, usually within 24 hours.

Returns: Change your mind? You can return unused items in new condition within 30 days of receiving them. Just email thenerdcollectiveau@gmail.com or message us through webchat to start a return.

Faulty or damaged? Send us photos or a video of the problem and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund. This is in addition to your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.

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